Tuesday, October 6, 2009

My Five Commandments

House Cat Pictures
House cat pictures are a delight to own and are treasures that you and your guests, can appreciate and admire for many, many years to come.

Black and White Cat Photo Art
Black and white images can be astonishingly beautiful. Many people are finding that black and white photo art pictures, make a wonderful addition to their decor. No less so with black and white cat photo art. A cute kitty photographed in monochrome makes a handsome picture.

Cat Worms
Any cat can get cat worms. Diagnoses may be difficult as the cat may not display any outward signs of infestation.

American Short hair Cats, lithe and powerful.
American Short hair cats show their working cat ancestry in their lithe but powerful bodies, the cultivated version, of the short hair cats that braved the journey to the New World.

Ragdoll Cats - The Easy Going Ragdoll Breed.
There is a growing interest in Ragdoll cats and small wonder, for a Ragdoll is indeed a very beautiful cat with a sweet temperament.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Well Well Well

School is so dumb.

I read this.
Why would I waste all of this time (the best years of my life) and money (most of which is yet to be paid back) just to have a bunch of credentials that make taco bell not want to hire me? The college business boom is leaving all the dumb jerks that really thought that an art education would be a ticket to a life of enjoyable labor and ample compensation in the dust.

If you go to college and your family didn't save up for it, then you will leave them and yourself in debt and find yourself having a hard time getting the most menial employment.

Nobody wants to hire a smarty-pants.
You can't make money without money.
The state will always exploit you.
The boss will always exploit you.

Our new collective global environment has no room for individuals. They call for innovation, but unless you are in the shackle business, you are out of luck.

I'm so sick of everything. Aren't you?

All I can do is pollute the internet with bitching.

It's like a prayer that stays hanging in the air.

And art? Fuck it. It is bullshit too.

WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHAWHAHWAHWAHWA

:.(

Aren't we all trying so hard?
There is no connection to anything.
No reason to put up the effort.
When all effort is met with an immediate "fuck you".

shit.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fuck Tampa Electric

About Tampa Electric

Tampa Electric has supplied the Tampa Bay area with electricity since 1899. Its West Central Florida service area covers 2,000 square miles, including all of Hillsborough County and parts of Polk, Pasco and Pinellas counties.

The company has 4,400 megawatts of generating capacity and over 667,000 residential, commercial and industrial customers that depend on Tampa Electric for reliable power and value-added energy services.

Tampa Electric Company is the principal subsidiary of TECO Energy, Inc. (NYSE: TE), an integrated energy-related holding company with core businesses in the utility sector, complemented by a family of unregulated businesses. Tampa Electric Company is a regulated utility with both electric and gas divisions (Tampa Electric and Peoples Gas System). Other subsidiaries are engaged in waterborne transportation, coal and independent power.

No where in this lovely statment does TECO warn of what slow-moving, shitty, assholes they are. We have not had our gas hooked up in over a month. They shut our power off for not paying the deposit that they never called about or sent us notice about. It has been a week and still no power. When I was in the loving arms of Florida Power and Light such troubles were alien to me. First off, I didn't have to dick around with gas at all. Secondly, the only time my power got turned off, it was back on that same day!

Fuck TECO in their stupid asses.

People's Gas... My Ass...

I know how relevant this is to all three of you who read this blog. Please do your part and send TECO a nasty letter for me!

Back to the candle shop....

Thursday, February 12, 2009

fArt

FART fART FART FART ART FART FART FART FART FART FART
My f key has been unresponsive...
I'm tired.
Show tomorrow!

bye bye

Monday, February 9, 2009

Poor Svart

Hell Distort Played on Friday at the skate park of Tampa.
Svart got creamed in the ace with a guitar during the first song!
He's ok now, but has stitches.
The show is up. If you are going to Miami for INC and will miss the reception,
it is open Monday-Thursday 11:00 am to 3:00 pm
and Friday from 12:30 pm to 3:00pm then 7:00pm to 10:00pm.
If we are good enough friends, you can also schedule a private viewing.

On to the gore!